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Hipster Ipsum – It’s Funny Because It’s True

Just ran across another Ipsum generator that fills your digital void with unprecedentedly clever, yet self-indulgently ironic and entirely pretentious content.  Ladies and Gentlemen, we introduce to you Hipster Ipsum.

Here’s a sample:

Leggings whatever marfa keffiyeh, bicycle rights cosby sweater brunch tattooed craft beer wolf +1. Etsy readymade keffiyeh, keytar brooklyn vinyl messenger bag chambray put a bird on it food truck lo-fi wolf. Fixie raw denim cosby sweater quinoa art party biodiesel. Mustache ethical bahn mi, cosby sweater food truck terry richardson scenester DIY carles banksy wayfarers whatever brooklyn. Mcsweeney’s artisan PBR sartorial thundercats, seitan master cleanse banksy pitchfork biodiesel salvia echo park brunch. Bahn mi DIY next level shit etsy, organic lomo sustainable. Yr next level shit readymade, salvia terry richardson before they sold out viral shoreditch butcher lomo blog whatever lo-fi.

Gentrify beard retro stumptown, etsy fuck american apparel wes anderson hoodie dreamcatcher chambray scenester shoreditch iphone. Blog hoodie single-origin coffee raw denim mustache mixtape. Blog sartorial viral gentrify, fixie cliche skateboard tattooed lomo messenger bag master cleanse food truck 8-bit you probably haven’t heard of them. Brunch iphone fanny pack pitchfork fap dreamcatcher, lomo 8-bit wolf. Tofu PBR letterpress shoreditch four loko. Art party wayfarers lo-fi, ethical mcsweeney’s PBR mixtape wes anderson put a bird on it high life skateboard messenger bag cliche homo farm-to-table. Next level shit letterpress craft beer, salvia bicycle rights butcher you probably haven’t heard of them gentrify wayfarers beard PBR blog banksy biodiesel put a bird on it.

Mlkshk irony four loko, sustainable biodiesel wes anderson PBR gluten-free blog. Shoreditch 3 wolf moon quinoa brunch gluten-free. 8-bit banksy bicycle rights salvia ethical. Williamsburg carles cliche etsy, master cleanse farm-to-table sartorial echo park blog viral ethical cardigan lomo fixie mcsweeney’s. Bahn mi scenester you probably haven’t heard of them, lo-fi helvetica letterpress shoreditch single-origin coffee art party put a bird on it sartorial twee +1 synth. Seitan blog Austin etsy art party dreamcatcher. Banksy fanny pack gentrify marfa wes anderson, craft beer skateboard fuck beard vice master cleanse photo booth quinoa letterpress.

Carles mlkshk tumblr etsy sartorial, single-origin coffee food truck aesthetic butcher synth. Cred tattooed terry richardson mustache, bahn mi farm-to-table vinyl +1 portland leggings. Yr food truck craft beer chambray cliche Austin, butcher fuck vice tattooed mcsweeney’s scenester. Twee homo williamsburg readymade, tumblr mlkshk craft beer mustache single-origin coffee raw denim vice. Mlkshk messenger bag PBR sustainable, mixtape cosby sweater mustache vegan you probably haven’t heard of them etsy. Wayfarers photo booth 8-bit farm-to-table echo park. Readymade artisan letterpress gentrify cosby sweater whatever DIY fanny pack, leggings seitan chambray.

Hipster Ipsum is a surefire way to ensure that vegan fans of Beach House based in DUMBO who ride fixies are automatically driven to your as yet unfinished blog site for the band you knew about before they were bourgeoisie cool, pre-adword, pre-SEO.  Boom!

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